so I'm going to have lunch with hillary in about an hour, which put me in an animorphs mood, so i was looking up quotations, and found an "you know you're obsessed when" list which was FABULOUS- though some were stupid and not well thought-out, so I cut them off...I had to post the highlights- here are the especially amusing ones:

) You start talking like Ax. Ax-ca. Ca. Ca-uh.
6) You dream about Animorphs. (Especially about the sea. And a voice, calling out to you from beneath the water.)
16) You have a dog named Homer, a cat named Dude, and a rat named David.
17) You stand outside holding a sign about the second coming of Elfangor.
18) You go outside after the rain and stomp as many slugs as you can see.
19) You've cleverly infiltrated the basement of your school.
20) You plot to destroy Dealin' Dan Hawke's and Frank's Safari and Put-put Golf.
21) That alligator at your zoo has a whole new look.
22) You wish to perform lay-burr in order to obtain delicious cinnamon buns.
23) You've investigated every single "King" in the phone book.
24) Your calendar says, "Sario Rip" instead of "Daylight Savings Time."
25) You write threat letters to Jonathan Taylor...ahem, Jeremy Jason McCole.
26) You laugh hysterically at the serious Area 5...ahem, Zone 91 documentaries.
27) You call your travel agent for a trip to Royan Island.
28) You're immediately suspicious of anyone named "Aria".
29) You no longer send any toy vehicles to the Goodwill.
30) You've visited the North Pole just to see Nanook.
31) You watch The Nanny more often, for Fran "The Iskoort" Drescher.
32) You wiggle your ears to the music of "The Lion King".
33) You shop Ebay for the Kitchen Droid.
34) You never, ever touch a hamburger since #28.
35) Your favorite parts of televison are "These Messages".
36) You hear FedEx trucks talking to you.
37) You know the Better Business...ahem, Buyers Research Institute's building plans quite well.
38) You've written a critique of your favorite restaurant's nonexistant T-Rex meat.
39) You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Crocodile not alligator!".
40) You've found the bark on trees outside your house is not quite as tasty as you once thought.
41) Not bad. Not bad at all. This speaks for itself.
42) You've stabbed your older brother's ear with a Q-Tip.
43)You want to go to Mall Of America. It had around 5 to 8 bookstores! More places to look for Animorphs!
44)Also hoping to find Rachel there.
45)You stick youself in your school locker, trying to morph, and...oops! You're stuck in your locker, especially when you also get disappointed on not morphing.
46)You try to aquire your dog or cat.
47)Then run to your room, concentrate, and you're disappointed when nothing happens.
50)You want to take Galard instead of French, German,Spanish, etc.
51)You go to the Gap to find the Yeerk pool entrance.
52)You're suspicious of your Vice Principal.
53)You've tried to shove a plastic Yeerk in your sister's ear.
54)You oppose the stuffed red-tailed hawk in your libary.
56) You've tried to build a hologram emitter.
59) You saw a rat on a small island, come back with a baseball bat, screaming, "Die, David, die!"
60) You've tried to figure out where the Animorphs live.
61) You've mistaken your knife rack for a Hork-Bajir.
62) You've mistaken an octopus for a Leeran.
64) You've walked to abandoned constuction site, waiting just for an Andalite.
65) You've broken into the zoo, hoping to aquire a tiger, only to find out it's dinner time.
67) You've stomped Nesk :::cough::: ants to the ground.
69) Your small talk begins, "So...inhabited by any good ixcilas lately?".
71) You've caused a scene at Williams-Sonoma in the past month.
74) You've been arrested for trying to burn down Bill Gates' mansion yet again.